Things Everybody Knows

I know I've long been a Muskologist. Not because I care about the man, but because his Tesla and related transportation nonsense hit my other obsessions. Now he's hitting my other various major obsessions regarding the role of the press in misinforming the country, along with their class- and ideology-based contempt against dirty fucking hippies.

People discovering what I "knew" about Elon for years, and then still lashing out at people about criticism. You had one job Kara, and it supposedly wasn't to be Elon's unpaid (?) PR person!

This is exactly right from @zamosta. Elon spins persistently mendacious and easily disprovable narratives for this slavish stans. It’s not only pathological, it’s bizarre. https://t.co/B8lZnZ9lfO

— Kara Swisher (@karaswisher) December 13, 2022

FIVE HOURS EARLIER (or so) ELON'S GOT A PLAN!!!

So tomorrow on @pivotpod, I posit a theory about why Musk has become so performative with his right-wing dog whistle tweets on Fauci, libs, wokeness, as well as his pushing out the Twitter Files as if he were Woodward & Bernstein: Maybe he’s building a new kind of media company.

— Kara Swisher (@karaswisher) December 13, 2022

The problem is you see, my critics, who are all dads, or something.

Lord, spare me the tiresome absolute certainty self righteous dudes who love to dad lecture. It was just a theoretical rumination and I have noted here many times more than anyone the lunacy and hate going on. https://t.co/ctt1jgRBU9

— Kara Swisher (@karaswisher) December 13, 2022

YOU'RE THE STAN!!! YOU WERE ALWAYS THE STAN!!!