I didn't even know how to write about this because it's so obviously wrong from start to finish.
New York Times: stupid and evil!
Really I've always had my problems with that fucking newspaper, but I never, before this past week, thought, "the guy who runs it must be a fucking monster." So congrats, Dash Sulzberger, you broke me in a way that your Daddy and Grand Daddy and Great Grand Daddy couldn't.
...Meritocracy!