Complete flood of articles about the next great Republican hope, now that they failed to push Meatball Ron onto us. Remember when Ron Was It? That was funny.
Maybe the volume of coverage is fine, but the full court press to make Ron happen by our esteemed objective journalists was hilariously obvious and I am so happy their book deals fell apart. Scramble to be the Haley Whisperers! She has a nonzero chance of being Trump's VP, unlike Ron, so they're pretty excited about their next opportunity!
